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Sorry Santa

by James Dean Wells

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I refuse to be on the wrong side of a list.

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Come on
Tell me that I ai'nt been that bad
Come on
I made the naughty list once again
Come on
What's a fella needin to do
Come on
To get into good graces with you

Santa
I hear your daughter lives round bend
Santa
Hear she like boys in the bands
Santa
I'm not saying anything as a threat
Santa
But you better switch my name from that list

I ain't mad about a thing that I see
Red dress, fur trimmed, looking awful sexy
Dashin and dancin and then soon we're romancing
I told you Kringle, I'm not naughty
You had your chance, you got warning
Now I'm Sorry Santa, but I'm loving your daughter tonight.

Come on
A little caroling on the L
Come on
She told me she would jingle my bells
Come on
Nothing blows just like the northern pole
Come on
Is it worth it just to give me some coal

Santa
I have proposition for you
Santa
If your a gentlemen, well I can be too
Santa
Seeing that its Christmas eve,
Santa
I'd be happy to give you a reprieve

I ain't saying that I'm naughty or nice
But she's a pretty young thing, and I wouldn't think twice
Cept if you maybe you could give me a pass,
If not, I'll guess I'll stuff her stocking,
When the sleigh starts rocking, don't come knocking
Now I'm Sorry Santa, but I'm loving your daughter tonight.



I ain't mad about a thing that I see
Red dress, fur trimmed, looking awful sexy
Dashin and dancin and then soon we're romancing
I told you Kringle, I'm not naughty
You had your chance, you got warning
Now I'm Sorry Santa, but I'm loving your daughter tonight.

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released December 25, 2012
All JDW Everything except the sax, that was Daryl Pinsdorf. He's the boogie man of all things extreme.

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James Dean Wells Brooklyn, New York

James Dean Wells is a performer/songwriter who was born in the hills of California, raised in woods of Jersey, and is now making a living out in Brooklyn. Years of live shows and proselytizing to half-awake audiences have left his throat shredded and his mind primed for the kind of rapid fire stream of consciousness that defines his lyrics. ... more

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